Thenextdonglover @ThatoneComedian

I miss you so much and it’s not just cause I’m smashed.

saturgay:

Liking someone you never see is the most frustrating feeling in the world

(via zombiesatemyboyfriend)

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

(Source: counterpunks, via zombiesatemyboyfriend)

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

(via zombiesatemyboyfriend)

Abortion seems to be the only medical procedure that people want to deny you based on how you got in that situation.

Drove drunk, got in an accident and need an organ transplant? No problem.

Messing around with a gun, accidentally shoot yourself in the leg and need surgery? Of course.

Smoke tobacco for most of your life and need treatment for lung cancer? Yep.

Climb a tree, fall out and break your leg? We’ll fix that right up.

Have sex and get pregnant when you don’t want to be? YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO THIS SITUATION AND YOU DESERVE NO MEDICAL HELP OR COMPASSION! THIS IS YOUR FAULT AND YOU WILL DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES!

Reblog if you want a bunch of “have you evers” and “would you rathers” in your ask box right now.

n-wordjim:

DO IT PLS I WILL LOVE YOU 5EVER

(Source: falsel0ve-in-reallife)

I might reach out